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大碧池教授是世上最恶毒生物!这些搞笑教授Review承包我一年的笑点哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

【OTTAWAZINE资讯】

不知道大家还记不记得,前些日子有一条来自Rate my professor网站的爆笑截图火遍朋友圈。如果你还没看到,截图如下:

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,有这样的教授,确实chi shi dou bi teaching qiang呢,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

中国留学生看了,无不赞叹:人才!中英结合,骂人毫不拐弯抹角,不知怎的,拼音比文字更显得搞笑,真是人才,不要学English writing 26了,回国当段子手,保证发家致富!

但是,搞笑之余,想必很多留学生都感同身受吧,上学多年,谁还没经历过奇葩教授的毒害呢?经过毒害,有几个不想去rate my professor上狠狠吐槽,拯救学弟学妹呢?

今天,我们就来看一看,那些在rate my professor上神奇又搞笑的学生评价吧!答应我,如果你不想在众人瞩目下笑出猪声,千万别在上课、上班的时候看!

  • He makes me want to jump off something tall and land on something sharp. I have a theory that he harvests the tears of his students so that he can drink them and have eternal life. I have never seen a better looking human-pterodactyl hybrid.

“他使我想从一个很高的地方跳下来,在尖锐的东西上着陆。我感觉,这个教授非常有可能是靠着收集学生的眼泪,喝下去来获得永生的。他是我见过最好看的人类+恐龙混血。”

  • “BUYER BEWARE! PRODUCT NOTORIOUS TO IMPLODE ON IMPACT!!!!!!”

“买家请注意,该产品臭气轰天,易燃易爆!”

  • Ehh… it would be better if she didn’t talk about how she pees on her husband.

“Emmmmmm,如果她不在课上讨论她是如何在她丈夫身上尿尿的应该会更好吧。”

  • You cannot cheat in her class because no one nows the answer. Bring a pillow to the class so that when you lose your consciousness, your head won’t slam on the desk. And bring a pillow for your pillow because your pillow will fall asleep too.

“上她的课,你没有办法考试作弊,因为不会有人知道答案。记得带个枕头来上课,当你支撑不住失去意识的时候,你的脑袋就不会磕到桌子了。为你的枕头也带一个枕头吧,因为你的枕头也会睡着的。”

  • I don’t wear my seatbelt when driving to school because I want to die before I can make it to this class.

“我开车来学校的路上都不系安全带的,只因为我希望能在上他的课之前先死在路上!”

  • I honestly think I could wake up with swine flu and my left nut alone could still be a better professor.

“我真心觉得,就算我患上了猪流感,只剩下一边蛋蛋,也能做一个比他更好的教授。”

  • If there was a nuclear holocaust, the only survivors would be cockroaches and his tests.

“如果发生了核武器大屠杀,世界上仅存的幸存者就只有蟑螂和他的考试了。”

  • Smells like a wet dog who got sprayed by a skunk. Someone should discuss hygiene with her. A bar of soap and a toothbrush isn’t too much to ask.

“她闻起来像是一只被臭鼬袭击的老湿狗。。。为什么还没有人跟她强调过个人卫生问题?一块肥皂,一支牙刷,这要求很过分吗?”

  • Pray every night the God will be with you because I am convinced this guy is Satan. I swear I saw him breathe fire from his mouth and incinerate a student right in front of the class. He does offer extra credit, but you’ll fail the exams.

“我每晚都向上帝祈祷,这个教授绝对是撒旦!我发誓我看见过他能从嘴里喷火,前排的学生都能被他喷的火烧糊了。。。即使他会给加分,那你也过不了他的考试。。。”

  • Boring! But I learned that there are 137 tiles on the ceiling.

“没意思!亏得他的课,让我有机会数到教室屋顶原来有137块砖。”

  • “Whatever you do…AGREE with her on ALL issues, praise her and tell her she is the greatest, fall down to your knees and worship her, then maybe, just maybe you might make a B”:

“不管你干什么,一定要赞同她说的话,她的所作所为,用绳命去赞颂她,跪在她脚边崇敬她,只有这样,或许她能给你个B。”

  • “When I actually do go to class, halfway through i begin to hate God for giving me the legs that brought me there”:

“每当我去上他的课时,我后悔上帝给了我一双能把我带到教室的腿。”

  • “The worst memory I have of Kowalski was when I stopped by his POSTED off-hours to ask him a question, and he was in his boxers and ‘wife beater’”

“我对Kowalski教授最糟糕的回忆,就是我在他规定的办公室时间去见他,想问个问题,结果看见他穿了一个四角裤衩和一个背心儿。”

  • Take him if you need the class. But come prepared with an energy drink and a coloring book because that is the only way you will last

“如果你需要上这门课,可以选他。但是记得要课前准备一瓶功能饮料,一本涂色书,因为只有这样你才能坚持下去。”

  • “Dabich is the worst living thing I have ever met, even worse than that rabid dog that bit me”

“大碧池教授是世界上最糟糕的生物,比之前咬过我的那条疯狗还糟糕。”

  • “Her class redefines hell, that’s all I’m going to say”

“她的课让我重新定义了地狱这个词。”

  • “i think he eats acid for breakfast”

“我觉得他应该是吃了什么迷药做早餐的。。。”

  • “She has the technical ability of an 80 year old Pennsylvania Dutch cowhand”

“她有着80岁宾夕法尼亚荷兰人养牛工人的科技应用能力。”

  • “I’d rather have bamboo shoots grow in my fingernails than take his class again”

“我宁愿有竹子从我指甲缝里长出来,也不愿意再上她的课了。”

读了这些搞笑的学生评语,笑的小编上班期间笑出猪声!

不过与此同时也很庆幸小编大学四年期间好像没有遇见过这么夸张的教授。。。还记得,我遇上过最想让我骂人的教授,在期末考试的头一天晚上11点多,发了一个80多页的ppt告诉我们这个明天要考。。。后来被我们联名举报了。

不过举报了也没有用,过了一学期,看到这个教授还是在活蹦乱跳的教课。。。

那么看了这些爆笑的评语,小伙伴们有没有想起自己曾遇上过什么奇葩的教授呢?欢迎在本文下面留言,大声说出你奇葩教授的名字和你的经历,看看有没有跟你一样受过同一个教授毒害的经历吧。

最后祝福留学生们不要遇上这种教授,学习路上顺风顺水,顺利毕业。

OTTAWAZINE/Scarlett

 

 

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